Thursday, February 01, 2007

Bostonian authorities are morons...

I don't usually rant about politics and the like, but this is just too much.

Came word yesterday of a dastardly plot perpetrated on the unsuspecting City of Beans..."bomb-like devices planted all over the city equipped with 'strange blinking lights' sent people into a panic."

Uh, yeah, right.

Have you idiots never seen a Lite-Brite? Each of the Lite-Brite boxes was hooked up to a battery, yes. I suppose that next, they'll try to arrest the Boston Department of Public Works for using those blinking caution traffic diverter lights (those are also hooked up to batteries), on the grounds that they are trying to perpetrate a hoax.

Come on, Boston. Your DAs sound like whining babies as they try to convict a couple of marketers of placing hoax devices throughout the city. "They could have caused significant damage to the transportation infrastructure if they had been explosive devices."

That's a mighty big if, whiny morons. And you have the balls to call yourselves adults? Your police department is upset because somehow, a couple of guys came up with a clever and relatively low-tech marketing scheme to try to get people to watch a television show, and so, to protect your police department's dignity, or cover its lack of brains, you're pressing charges against these guys and wasting Boston taxpayers' money for something that is utterly ridiculous.

Such a thing would never happen in New York, and you have to remember, we're the town that brought you the phrase "If you see something, say something." That's because New Yorkers are smart enough to know a bomb from a Lite-Brite. And our cops are, too. If you Boston DAs were in New York, we'd string you up for daring to waste our dollars and our court time with such a ludicrous case...but oh, yeah...it wouldn't happen here in the first place because New Yorkers are much smarter than that! Much smarter.

Apparently, Boston's police officers have been drinking too much coffee and ingesting too much sugar, the DAs have waaaaay too much time on their hands, and the judges have too few cases on their dockets to entertain such foolishness.

Get a freaking life.

5 Comments:

At 8:58 PM, February 01, 2007, Blogger pinknest said...

ugh i used to live in boston when i was in college. it's the most culturally hidebound city.

 
At 9:00 PM, February 01, 2007, Blogger Jess said...

Ooh, Bokey. Tuna's gonna get you for this post! :)

 
At 10:20 PM, February 03, 2007, Blogger Tuna Girl said...

Tuna's holding her tongue.

 
At 9:46 PM, February 04, 2007, Blogger MzOuiser said...

I'm dying to send this to my in-laws... naaaah.

 
At 12:46 AM, February 06, 2007, Blogger Greg said...

boy did you hit that nail on the head... Boston looked so silly...

 

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