Well, slap my ass and call me Sheila

Governor Eliot "Fucking Steamroller" Spitzer has shown us once again that he is such a class act. That the supposed paragon of ethical behavior is caught up in a prostitution scandal is really quite the paradox.

Eliot, you're just getting what you dished out. No doubt there are two people who are pissing themselves like nobody else over the whole situation: Joseph Bruno, the NY Senate majority leader, who has been Spitzer's arch-enemy from practically his first day in office; and Lt. Governor David Paterson, who stands to become the first African-American governor of New York. It'll be a good night's sleep for both of them.

Meanwhile, marriage equality is out the window for the short term, and that sucks.